November 4, 2020

Famed artist Bradley Beard unveiled my portrait last night.

"You're not a horror host until Bradley makes your portrait."

" 'May the sands of the Sahara never clog your bunghole' Tonight I present Vincent Grimmly, host of Night Chills Theatre which premiered in 2016. His show can be seen regularly on The Monster Channel and individual episodes can be viewed on Internet Archive. Is he a ghoul? Is he a vampire? No one knows and don't ask him because he has no clue what the hell he is either. All he knows is that he's lived in his family's gothic castle in the desert outskirts of Transylvegas, Nevada for centuries. He's joined by his smart-ass raven sidekick name Phydeaux (pronounced Fido) who seems to be much smarter than Vincent and much less accident prone. His character is a hilarious nod to Vincent Price and his show is a parody filled nightmare with hilarious skits, outrageous sight gags, and sound effects so embarrassing you just have to hear them for yourself. Join him in watching the most frightening films ever made... so frightening, you just may poop your pants."