September 19, 2021


For some batshit insane reason I posted the the raw audio from my Chills parody where I had church giggles. So... here it is. 



September 19, 2021



September 16, 2021


From The Eerie Late Night Facebook page:


We are deeply saddened to learn of the passing of Graham Garfield Barnard who was known in the Horror Host world as Nigel Honeybone.
Graham was an extremely generous person and his horror host alter ego was an intricate part of the early success of The Monster Channel and various other channels throughout the years. He was a fan favorite and earned his place in the Horror Host Hall of Fame.
The Horror Host world has lost a shining star and the world has lost a great talent.
Our condolences and sympathies go out to his family, friends and his many fans.
R.I.P. Graham and Nigel. ❤





September 15, 2021


Just thought I'd post a random picture of Elvira




September 14, 2021


My Dementia 13 episode airs on Wednesday the 22nd on The Monster Channel.


It was my first show where I had a guest host (Bobby Gammonster), and also the first show in which I started using verbs.




September 12, 2021



September 12, 2021



September 12, 2021



September 12, 2021

After a ridiculously long time of watching those awful Chills paranormal videos on YouTube, I finally decided to make a parody



September 8, 2021


‘Game of Thrones’ type Michigan home hits market with moat, drawbridge, dungeon, secret passageways, grotto




September 7, 2021


Vader motioned Luke closer to him. “Luke, help me take this mask off.”


Luke shook his head. “You’ll die.”


The Dark Lord’s voice was weary. “Nothing can stop that now. Just once let me face you without it. Let me look on you with my own eyes.”


Luke was afraid. Afraid to see his father as he really was. Afraid to see what person could have become so dark—the same person who’d fathered Luke, and Leia. Afraid to know the Anakin Skywalker who lived inside Darth Vader.


Vader, too, was afraid—to let his son see him, to remove this armored mask that had been between them so long. The black, armored mask that had been his only means of existing for over twenty years. It had been his voice, and his breath, and his invisibility—his shield against all human contact. But now he would remove it; for he would see his son before he died.



Together they lifted the heavy helmet from Vader’s head—inside the mask portion, a complicated breathing apparatus had to be disentangled, a speaking modulator and view-screen detached from the power unit in back. But when the mask was finally off and set aside, Luke gazed on his father’s face.


It was the sad, benign face of an old man. Bald, beardless, with a mighty scar running from the top of his head to the back of the scalp, he had unfocused, deepset, dark eyes, and his skin was pasty white, for it had not seen the sun in two decades. The old man smiled weakly; tears glazed his eyes, now. For a moment, he looked not too unlike Ben.


It was a face full of meanings, that Luke would forever recall. Regret, he saw most plainly. And shame. Memories could be seen flashing across it … memories of rich times. And horrors. And love, too.


It was a face that hadn’t touched the world in a lifetime. In Luke’s lifetime. He saw the wizened nostrils twitch, as they tested a first, tentative smell. He saw the head tilt imperceptibly to listen—for the first time without electronic auditory amplification. Luke felt a pang of remorse that the only sounds now to be heard were those of explosions, the only smells, the pungent sting of electrical fires. Still, it was a touch. Palpable, unfiltered.


He saw the old eyes focus on him. Tears burned Luke’s cheeks, fell on his father’s lips. His father smiled at the taste.


It was a face that had not seen itself in twenty years.


Vader saw his son crying, and knew it must have been at the horror of the face the boy beheld.


It intensified, momentarily, Vader’s own sense of anguish—to his crimes, now, he added guilt at the imagined repugnance of his appearance. But then this brought him to mind of the way he used to look—striking, and grand, with a wry tilt to his brow that hinted of invincibility and took in all of life with a wink. Yes, that was how he’d looked once.


And this memory brought a wave of other memories with it. Memories of brotherhood, and home. His dear wife. The freedom of deep space. Obi-Wan.


Obi-Wan, his friend … and how that friendship had turned. Turned, he knew not how—but got injected, nonetheless, with some uncaring virulence that festered, until … hold. These were memories he wanted none of, not now. Memories of molten lava, crawling up his back … no.


This boy had pulled him from that pit—here, now, with this act. This boy was good.


The boy was good, and the boy had come from him—so there must have been good in him, too. He smiled up again at his son, and for the first time, loved him. And for the first time in many long years, loved himself again, as well.


Suddenly he smelled something—flared his nostrils, sniffed once more. Wildflowers, that was what it was. Just blooming; it must be spring.


And there was thunder—he cocked his head, strained his ears. Yes, spring thunder, for a spring rain. To make the flowers bloom.


Yes, there … he felt a raindrop on his lips. He licked the delicate droplet … but wait, it wasn’t sweetwater, it was salty, it was … a teardrop.


He focused on Luke once again, and saw his son was crying. Yes that was it, he was tasting his boy’s grief—because he looked so horrible; because he was so horrible.


But he wanted to make it all right for Luke, he wanted Luke to know he wasn’t really ugly like this, not deep inside, not all together. With a little self-deprecatory smile, he shook his head at Luke, explaining away the unsightly beast his son saw. “Luminous beings are we, Luke—not this crude matter.”


Luke shook his head, too—to tell his father it was all right, to dismiss the old man’s shame, to tell him nothing mattered now. And everything—but he couldn’t talk.


Vader spoke again, even weaker—almost inaudible. “Go, my son. Leave me.”


At that, Luke found his voice. “No. You’re coming with me. I’ll not leave you here. I’ve got to save you.”


“You already have, Luke,” he whispered. He wished, briefly, he’d met Yoda, to thank the old Jedi for the training he’d given Luke … but perhaps he’d be with Yoda soon, now, in the ethereal oneness of the Force. And with Obi-Wan.


“Father, I won’t leave you,” Luke protested. Explosions jarred the docking bay in earnest, crumbling one entire wall, splitting the ceiling. A jet of blue flame shot from a gas nozzle nearby. Just beneath it the floor began to melt.


Vader pulled Luke very close, spoke into his ear. “Luke, you were right … and you were right about me … Tell your sister … you were right.”


With that, he closed his eyes, and Darth Vader—Anakin Skywalker—died.


A tremendous explosion filled the back of the bay with fire, knocking Luke flat to the ground. Slowly, he rose again; and like an automaton, stumbled toward one of the last remaining shuttles.

 September 2, 2021

My Mutiny in Outer Space episode airs on Wednesday, September 8th on The Monster Channel at 8:00 PM




August 19, 2021

Damn I miss Mr. Show!





August 19, 2021

My fan-favorite Horror Express show airs on The Monster Channel on Wednesday, Aug 25th



June 27, 2021

On 4th of July weekend, The Monster Channel is officially launching its new permanent home. 



June 27, 2021

My Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter show is airing on The Monster Channel this Wednesday, June 30th.

That's 8:00 PM Eastern, 5:00 PM Pacific Time.

Join me as a I dress like a cowboy for no reason and watch a godawful movie from director William "One Take" Beaudine.